Hello, My name is Professor Dr. Matthias Rillig. I work at the Freie Universitaet. I teach young minds how to think.
Ahhh, it's 11:30 am. Time for lunch. I am so happy.
2:00pm. Lunch is over. Want an espresso everyone? Take a seat while I work my magic.
Guten tag. Welcome to my home. Espresso? I have a fancy machine. Look, I pour the coffee beans here. Then press the button, presto. It's german engineering , you know.
Yes, I like beer too. It's good for you. Lots of good german beers here.
What am I drinking?
Well, it's actually swiss beer, but don't tell anyone. Hemp? Yes, it's hemp beer, but it's highly nutritious!!... with the most beautifully balanced ratio of essential fatty acids on earth. Did you know that a person can actually live on a handful of hemp seed a day?
THC? Nawwww, they use the low-THC variety in this beer. I feel just fine.
Gotta run. I have to meet some students for an oral exam.
1 comment:
Wow - this is the first time I am the main subject of a blog. I don't know what to say. I am stunned into silence. I also feel the need to write an especially witty reply, but I think I first need another low-THC beverage....hmmm. Tasty!
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